Ellie was totally trashed for the first time last night. Luckily, it wasn't wine in the sippy cup, and we were able to walk her home without much trouble. No, in this case, it was M&M's from our neighbors across the street.
We had our weekly Ceili Dancing class last night, and dropped Ellie off around 7pm. When we got back to pick her up just before 9pm, her face was covered in chocolate, and she was clinging to a green M&M. Naturally, this was to be expected, after all, our neighbors are grandparents, and that's what grandparents do best: load kids up with sugar, then ship them back to their parents before the crash comes.
Ellie finally finished her M&M and said goodbye and pointed across the street and said "I go home to Ellie's house now." OK, fine, she does that a lot. Then we walked past our neighbor's car, and she says "That's Nana Marge's car." OK, fine, she does that sometimes too. But then in the space of the 100 feet to cross the street and get back into our house, she continues yelling these phrases and others, back to our neighbors, who are standing in the doorway, as we drag her across the street. I swear, if you didn't know any better, you'd have said she was drunk. It was hilarious. And at least she didn't try to drive in that state.